how do you keep getting into my house

Sup loser. My name is Max, but you can call me Max. I do mostly reblogging, occasionally I post a photo or eat a car. Mostly reblogging though. I wouldn't get my hopes up on the last two.
snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

5 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 61,655 notes

isaac is going to become my new icon, but im gonna miss this hamster :(

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 1 note

kingcheddarxvii:

I don’t like orange juice with pulp in it because it makes me think of drinking tiny little pieces of orange meat. In fact that’s literally what it is. I think that’s gross

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 203 notes

hitmonchan:

i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 42,669 notes

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 53,044 notes

peachdango:

the-yolocaust:

when u mom com home and overuse hte joke

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and then she make hte spagheti

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6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 14,584 notes

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 6,827 notes
cbiscuits:

threats are fun

cbiscuits:

threats are fun

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 15,788 notes
1 day ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 182 notes

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

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do i look like a liar?

1 day ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 21,967 notes